Definitions by jackmormonpriest

dump phone 

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

dump phone by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

Aqua Jesus 

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.

The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"

Aqua Jesus by jackmormonpriest June 5, 2016