jackmormonpriest's definitions

Aqua Jesus

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.

The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"

by jackmormonpriest June 5, 2016

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018