Definitions by T&E

uke 

Alternative word to describe a Martial Arts partner, or attacker, who is the recipient of the technique to be practiced or attempted.

Also, can be the problem child from the class, i.e. doubting Thomas, to be used for an example to train them mentally. The Demonstratee.

"Ok, I need volunteer to show this technique. Ah, Gerald, come on up here!"

uke by T&E September 14, 2005

sweetums

A male who has no balls, self-respect, or guts. One who is dominated by some female, normally a buffarilla or beefalodon, who can't do anything without her permission or guidance.

The reverse of a male from Gorean Society.

"Milhous": "May I go to poker night tonight honey?"

The buffarilla: "Get your ass back in here and fold my "HUGE" panties!"

"Milhous": "yes dear......."

sweetums by T&E September 14, 2005

D-town

D-town. The blissful state of Divorce. When one has managed to get the monkey off of his back, he has entered D-Town.

Also, accompanied by a piece of paper for certification, i.e. Divorce Decree.

"Man, am I glad I went to D-Town." "That bitch was HELL!"

D-town by T&E September 14, 2005

Dorsal Fin 

The extremely large protruberence which preceeds an "Evil Fat Man" upon entering a room, attempting a menage a trois, or just generally walking around.

See also, Beer Gut, Dunlop Disease, or Spare Tire.

"Damn, did you see the Dorsal Fin on that Evil Fat Man?!?"

Dorsal Fin by T&E September 14, 2005

tnd 

Police jargon to be used for the really shitty area of town which is usually primarily ococupied by races of "color".

TND, Typical Ni@@er Deal, is the resultant complaint registered by the Police when they are repeatedly sent to assinine calls in which there is NO RIGHT ANSWER OR WAY TO HELP.

Dispatch: "42 and 43, disturbance at 512 Ford street".

Patrol Officer: "42, received."

(to other officer on back up via MDT, Mobile Data Terminal), "Oh shit, here we go again, what a TND!!!!!!

tnd by T&E September 14, 2005

Stomp and puff 

Police jargon used for the means to render CPR to any criminal individual, or accident victim depending on their looks, after a life threatening event brings about their demise.

Stomp and Puff is rendered at a distance of 5-6 feet from the "problem" and is accomplished by stomping on the ground as close to the "person" as that distance allows and blowing air at them from the same distance.

A common quote which goes along with this action is usually, "Damn, you don't look like you are going to make it!"

Stomp and puff by T&E September 7, 2005

Kiss the Jesus 

Catholic Church code phrase used by Priests whilst in the confessional instructing the unwary confessee to "Kiss the Jesus." This is always accompanied by the sound of a zipper coming down in a rapid manner and a loud, "BOING-ing" sound as the erect penis of the Priest, at the sight of a ten year old boy, pops out of his Cassock.

Gerald, Ten Year Old Boy: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession."

Catholic Priest: "Say five Our Fathers and One Hail Mary and KISS THE JESUS."

<zip, BOING, followed by smooching noises>

Kiss the Jesus by T&E September 7, 2005