super gay awesome

better than epic its super gay awesome!!!

Shem: hey stace I just scored the last 2 tickets to the B grade horror fest!!

Stacey: that is super gay awesome!!!

by Stacedizzlefromwhistler October 8, 2011

super double blumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.

Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"

by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011

Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

Super Straight Day

On March 31st, every year on March 31st all Super Straights get to freely express their gender to the public and celebrate Super Straightness

Yo do! It's Super Straight day! That means these trans people on twitter don't harass me!

by superbobbbo man March 16, 2021

Super K-Mart

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.

Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

super donkey punch

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.

I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.

by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008

Super Mario Sunshine

noun.
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.

Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."

by Turkus Gyrational October 30, 2013