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Super Straights 

NOUN social rejects, given to people who are transphobic, and most likely abelist.
Hey, have you heard of Super Straights? They're mega cringe.
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Super Straight 

A gay furry.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colours of Grindr and Furaffinity.net, The black symbolises authoritative dominance, and the orange symbolises submissive excitment.
John: "Yo, are you sure you're Super Straight? I saw you retweeting gay furry porn on Twitter.
Kevin: "Didn't you know? Super Straight is just another way of saying you want a werewolf daddy to violently pound you into the bed while you scream for mercy at the top of your lungs, but mercy is never received, and you wake up the next day with a stomach-ache so bad that you have to be hospitalised for a week."

Super straigh 

A person with breeding kink, but also someone who is so deeply stuck in the closet that they have to prove their straghtness to themselves
"Kyle identifies as a super straight, but would probably fuck a trans dude, only because one was born with vagina."

Super Straight 

A fake sexuality that most likely originated on Tik Tok, but there is also evidence it started on 4chan as a plot to create a divide in the LGBT community. The sexuality means the person is only attracted to people who are not transgender. For example a man that identifies as super straight may not like trans girls. The "SuperStraight pride flag" is black on the left and orange on the right.

The reason why trans people are so upset about this is because the sexuality implies trans women aren't real women, and same for trans men. A common misconception is that all trans people think you're transphobic if you won't have intercourse with a trans person. In reality, most transgender people don't mind if you only like girls with pussy or something, it's called a genital preference. They just get upset when you call it a sexuality. It's okay to have preferences, and it's okay to not date a trans person who likes you.

A bigger reason why the LGBT community hates the superstraight "movement" so much is because they mock the LGBT community. They do things like call people bigots for not accepting their sexual identity, act discriminated and other things that LGBT people are notorious for but worse. But being straight is perfectly legal and tolerated by everyone, being gay or trans will get you the death penalty in some countries. That's why we don't need straight people in the LGBT community. It was made for genuinely oppressed minorities.
Guy 1: You're straight, right?
Guy 2: I'm super straight.
Guy 1: That means you wouldn't fuck a girl with a dick?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: What about a trans girl who got a sex change?
Guy 2: No, I only like real girls.
Guy 1: Even a trans girl that looks and behaves exactly like a normal girl?
Guy 2: I'll only fuck someone if they were born with a pussy.
Average trans person overhearing this: *pain*
Super Straight by Zergur Vorghiz March 18, 2021

Super Super Straight 

So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!
Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"

Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"

Justiny: " No your a Gangster"

Super straight 

Men that enjoy jerking off to bee porn, preferably male bees.
“Hey, are you super straight too? Let’s watch bee porn together!”
Super straight by anonymous March 23, 2021

Super straight 

A person who is super straight is someone who will not date trans members of the opposite sex. This term rose to popularity on tiktok.
Person A: Hey bro would you date a trans woman?
Person B: No
Person A : Why? she's still a woman. You're being really transphobic..

Person B : I'm not transphobic I'm just super straight.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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