Straightness 

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo

Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness

Straightness by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale 

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

lesbonic straightness by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

Dan's Straightness by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

straightner 

if two people don't like each other. they have a fight to settle it

Bill: i don't like your attitude
Bobby: Straightner?
Bill: Ye

Then they fight

straightner by Ren1Gade October 11, 2009

Straighties 

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

Straighties by sanfranmale February 14, 2012

Straightesbian 

A Lesbian who flirts with men but swear there lesbian.

Leshawna: You should date Chelsea

Peter: Naw she gay
Leshawna: Really then she must be a Straightesbian because im pretty sure she sucking that dudes cock

Straightesbian by C302929 January 17, 2022