Shit Wired Tight 

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

Shit Wired Tight by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012

wired for sound 

Hyper, overly excited, probably jittery.

Pat drank full caffiene coffee by mistake and now he's wired for sound.

wired for sound by Websterlan April 22, 2008

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

wired 

1. High on large amounts of stimulants (amphetamines, cocaine, caffeine, sugar, etc)
2. The point at which, having taken excess amounts of speed, you no longer feel the desire to talk (as you would when more moderately amped)
3. A state of being overstimulated, excited, and/or hyperactive.

He was completely wired after having taken more pills than usual.
On Saturday mornings the children were wired from all the sugar and cartoons.

wired by sirens December 28, 2005

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

wireline shack

A place at work where people go to have sex

Did you see the boy head into the wireline shack with that IT girl?

wireline shack by Belgraviadan March 14, 2015

Wiretapp 

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.

He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.

Wiretapp by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017