the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.
There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.
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Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
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Some of the features you will be experiencing are:
--Enhanced Anti-Cheat System
--Free Tournaments and Events
--Cash and Hardware Prizes
--Live Match Coverage
And Many More!
Games Supported:
Counter-Strike Source
Counter-Strike 1.6
Call of Duty: Black Ops
League of Legends
Star Craft II
(List subject to change)
VirtualEGA.com
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