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When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.
by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009
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Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.
wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.
by urbanman123 September 8, 2011
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nick valensi

deffinition of perfection







...hes good on guitar too
by ruth cassell March 23, 2004
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Valerie

Valerie is an amazing gorgeous girl with beautiful blond hair and stunning brown eyes. She is a loyal, kind and super fun friend, she's a savage. She isn't afraid to do anything. She is one of the most amazing girlfriends or friends you'll ever have, NEVER in any case "ex-friend" a Valerie, you'll regret it instantly. She is just an amazing girl! She has like a TON of friends but, very little BFFS. She always gives the best gifts and you wish you could give gifts as amazing as her's. She's like the girl next door, hot and smart. She is very intelligent and hot, she has gorgeous legs even though she doesn't think so. She underestimates herself just to be humble because she knows how gorgeous she really is. She is the best person you could ever meet!
Girl 1: I'm sad
Girl 2: Call a Valerie she'll definitely cheer you up
Valerie: Hey Girl! Let's party, you just have to look pretty and that isn't hard for you

Chris: Hey Gorgeous
Valerie: Hey Chris
by sophiawoods December 29, 2017
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Hip Hop Valet Parking

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009
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Valerie

Valerie is the only person you will ever need in your life. If you ever get the chance to be friends with a Valerie, never ever let her go. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is the most genuine human being. She is terrible at lying and she is very funny. She is the most beautiful girl you may ever see. They always know how to make things better. She can be sad sometimes but most of the time, she is always bouncing off the walls. She is a good human. If she is your best friend, don’t let her go EVER. You will cry for days once you lose her. If you ever date a Valerie, never break her heart. She will never be the same. She loves people for who they are. She is a very honest person. She is crazy, but she can be calm. She loves her friends and family and she is always true to herself. She’s caring and kind and perfect in ever way. Although she may come off as mean or standoff-ish, she is really sweet once you know her. Give her sometime and she will be herself when she is with you. Moral of the story, Valerie is the most amazing person ever and you should never ever ever let one go.
Did you see Valerie today? She looks so beautiful.
by whipnaenae550 March 15, 2020
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Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick
Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!
by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020
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