Hell

1. A famous gated retirement resort community for Republican politicians and televangists.
2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "Gehenna" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named Moloch and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute.
If you have to ask the price of admission to Hell, you can't afford to go.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
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Hell

A mythical place used as a futile attempt to give people morals and scare them into acting good.
If you believe that Hell exists, then you must believe that God is a cruel, merciless, prick.
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Where bad people go when they die.
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AC/DC: If this is hell.....it's not a bad place to be!
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the place where our nation is currently headed.
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a place religious nutters make up to stop their kids from fucking their fellow students.
"Go to Hell!"
"That ain't real you tosser!"
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Where most likely everyone will be going to after they die, depending on how strict God is with people committing sins.
(judgement day)
God: "Lets see, you said god damnit when you were 10 years old. You're going to hell."
pastor: "No please, I beg of you, my spent my whole life trying to get into heaven."
God: "Well too bad."
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
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