Egyptian Teabag

When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.

Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.

by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011

TeaBagging

to leave a teabag in the form of a tip

i've been teabagging so many waitresses lately.

by dragon777 November 23, 2009

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Foamy Teabag

To insert one's semen covered nuts into the mouth of another, usually while they are sleeping.

Dude, I Foamy Teabagged my girl last night while she was passed out, then she woke up asking why her mouth and lips were salty and crusty.

by CurtainsoftheMeatVariety November 6, 2012

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020