Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011

switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007

Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

by Tout fille Canadian July 8, 2011

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013

Shitty music

1. Nickelback
2. Music that makes you want to shove a horses dick down both ears

"Yo, do you know any shitty music that might include a 40 year old man still trying to show teenage angst?"
"Yeah bro! Listen to some Nickelback, i heard its total shit!"

by the biggest fish July 17, 2013

Smitty

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today?
Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?

by SmittyB. November 9, 2006

smitty

A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?

Damn, did you just see that smitty fly towards town!?

by MASTER-M-DAWG February 27, 2011