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squirt worm

A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.
Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.
by Slonegrey July 23, 2016
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Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.
I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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squindenpop

A squindenpop is your average Gronk unit, typically found in battlefield and Overwatch lobby's and almost always in dire need of a bag, squins are filthy and should be t bagged on sight/ border patrolled whenever possible
Josh: "did you see that squin camper hiding up the back"

Jayden: "yeah let's bag that squindenpop"
by Scouz420 July 12, 2021
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SquidThings

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.
A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.
by Christianity Today June 24, 2022
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Squink

Boyfriend: “Are we squinking today?”
Girlfriend: “Yes, I’m leaving soon!”
by eetswag December 4, 2022
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Papa Squanto

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po
Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".
by NJC March 28, 2005
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Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.
Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted
by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008
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