spoon

ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.

"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"
-SEX-

by Hailzermuffin April 9, 2006

spoon train

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

by neu January 26, 2004

little spoon

the person on the inside of the snuggle who sometimes gets their back rubbed/hair played with when spooning, usually the girl

Liz said "I call the little spoon!"

by anonymous November 29, 2004

shoonify

To dwell or linger on a particular person, place, event or situation. Usually to the point where it causes trouble for the person or people involved.

Johnny was about to shoonify the situation by refusing to leave the pub, despite the fact that everyoine else had already left.

by Frances Farmer June 11, 2006

Spoona

The act of kicking a soccer ball a minimum of yards above the goal, the most embarassing being inside the 18 yard box is spooning.

An actual spoona is not the act but a title giving by the jews to people who kick the ball rediculus heights above the goal many times.

Many people confuse missing a goal and spooning as the same, but just as a "square can be a rectangle, but a rectangle cant be a square" in geometric terms.. a Miss can be a spoon, but just because its a miss, its not a spoon.

Sysnoyms: Frank Lampard(Chelsea FC Superstar) , Ben Green (Saginaw Valley FC hopeful), Chris Davis (Div III), and Darin Taimanglo (Hip-Hop).

" and darin brings the ball down the wing, man on man with chuck..he fients and goes right....chuck persuses...oh the nutmeg!...He beats the last defenda...one on one with the keep...in the 18...SHOT!!!..........Oh the the fans in the top rafters have a new keepsake.. Damn John, i think he sent that one to jesus. And the crowds scream thier dispair............"SPOONA! SPOONA! THATS WHY YOUR DIVISION 4!" "THATS A FRANK LAMPARD" "THE REFREES A WANKER!"

by Darin Taimanglo October 19, 2008

rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

by tttoad May 6, 2020

spoonage

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

by spooner July 18, 2004