Schlong Dip

It is where you dip your shlong into a woman.

Hey man! I schlong dipped 25 times last night!

by dingfritz September 30, 2011

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.

Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.

by David Koresh’s Long White Wang August 23, 2020

Stark Schlong

A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".

Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod".

Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long)

"Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"
*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!"
"Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man."

by Liam Gilbertson August 23, 2007