Scrunchy

Scrunchy refers to a well used ass hole. Typically used to refer to a gay mans ass.

“If I have any more sex, my ass is going to turn into a scrunchy”

by Okita17 December 31, 2019

Scrunchika

A trailblazing sportswoman who becomes the best version of herself wearing a Scrunchiko.

“WOW! Who’s that girl who just made that huge hit-up on the field?”
“She looks so fierce and confident, she must be a Scrunchika!?”

by Scrunchiko February 21, 2020

staunchkins

Threw up and fell asleep while watching Trump doing something

Trump was debating, and I had no choice but to staunchkins... I also shit myself

by Beef barber October 21, 2020

Staunch

A term used by rock climbers in the Cincinnati area. A catch all word that means everything, but nothing at the same time. Usually used as a word of affirmation towards inanimate objects, or as a way of agreeing with someone.

Person 1 "hey have you climbed this route yet?"
Person 2 "yeah dude it's so staunch"

by BWRQ March 12, 2021

scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players

you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

Scrunchy Nut

Is the most gorgeous girl you will ever know. She will always be there for you and is the best at cuddles and kisses. Never let a scrunchy nut go!

I want to cuddle my scrunchy nut

by Fishman April 1, 2021

Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.

Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!

by Lemonade 🏳️‍🌈 Chaos May 20, 2021