rusty huffy

a woman or girl which is larger or obese and has cottage cheese(cellulite) all over her leg's or arm's...and in some cases are always hungry and cant stop eating.

rustiness-determines how ugly or butch the girl is

huffy-determines her weight or how large she is

putting them together makes them a rusty huffy

did you see that rusty huffy back there she was eating a Jamaican patty and was already talking about the McDonald's down the street......man she was the rustiest huffy I've every seen

by tyler durden1200 January 15, 2010

Rusty Trombone

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....

Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?

by Me November 25, 2003

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

Rusty Cage

A YouTuber known for the knife game. His main content is satire on politics and the problems in modern day society. A fantastic YouTuber but had a legion of infant fans that want him to make more knife games, which he all destroys single-handily.

Why isn't Rusty Cage making ant more kNiFe GaMeS?

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 12, 2019

Rusty Niner

A variation of the sixty-nine, except both participants are eating out the others balloon knot.

My girlfriend and I tried a Rusty Niner, but I didnt like the way her ass tasted.

by Buzzzzzzz July 31, 2006

rusty fratboy

a rusty fratboy occurs when you precisely pinch a loaf off into a girl mouth who has passed out as you illegally touch her girl parts, while wearing an upside down backwards visor with spiked jelled hair and a popped collar.

ya last night was awesome man i pulled off the rusty fratboy, that girl will never be the same!

by mr.orfas August 25, 2009