Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013

productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Intermediate Procrastination

Procrastination that occurs mid-task, thus interrupting the flow of productivity.

It took me five hours to write my mid-term paper last night. Had a lot of intermediate procrastination though.

by Buhnuhnuhnuhnuhwuh October 30, 2011

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023