Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

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shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

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man paste

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

by mercunium November 11, 2003

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Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.

The guys I work with copy and paste info to the customers so they can assert their 'GURU' status.

by juan phat kat November 29, 2010

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paste-taste

Adjective - def; To completely and utterly butcher a word or words in everyday conversation.

"Man, I don't know if I would want to infratai... infert.... ENTERTAIN an idea like that."

"Dude, you just paste-tasted the hell outta that one."

This descriptive term made famous by the constantly paste-tasting "Original".

by AceTW July 31, 2004

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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

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Pastorphobic

Someone who has phobia about pastors as to being sexually assaulted.

A: Hey, did you go to the church with your family last Sunday?
B: Just me, kept my children at home, I just don't like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

A: Damn, you are one pastorphobic person. Get over it, not all Pastors are MJs!

by Honeymany November 10, 2009

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