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NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife
you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"
by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022
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Nun

When a nigga says "nun" after u ask them "whats up with you?" it means ur fucked. And u fucked up bad and now u gone be saying "niggas aint shit" tmr
Her: hey whats wrong
Him: nun
Her: *realizes she fucked up*
by WE GOTZ KILLZ November 30, 2019
mugGet the Nunmug.

Nun

A nun is a girl who don’t want anything sexual to do with a boy/girl atm.

I doesn’t mean she’s gay or anything, but just that she doesn’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend nor a friend with benefits.

It can be because she’s just got out of a relationship or it’s not a good time.
Boy 1: bro shes hot, I’ll ask her out.
Boy 2: dude u can’t, She’s a nun.
by EmilyTheSlut June 29, 2019
mugGet the Nunmug.

Nun

A nun is a girl who is totally not into any doing of the devil and spends her life with the boys drewling over her but they can't have her
Too bad she's a nun because I would like that
by Jodie the nun November 18, 2016
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wetter than a nun in a candle shop

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
mugGet the wetter than a nun in a candle shopmug.

Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat
1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"
by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022
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baby nun

by hsjsjkd June 6, 2022
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