Nub in a tub

A nub in a tub is the worst of people. They are just annoying and mess up everything you do

Tommy: "Starts singing really badly and loudly"
Will: "Tommy stop being a nub in a tub"

by Yacob :) March 8, 2021

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

by nubfanactic March 1, 2010

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

nub in the pub

A person new to a public game server.

experienced man:Hey, there is a nub in the pub.
New man:lol.

by KawaiiAnime October 30, 2003

Nub Tax

1) n. A non-negotiable fee charged to a stupid or deserving person(s).

As a computer technician, I deal with stupid people every day. Often you deal with someone so stupid or they do something to piss you off, that you feel the need to 'pad' or increase their bill a bit. This is refered to as the "Nub Tax", or a fee for the stupid.

by qwnr March 11, 2005

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Nub Gypsy

A nub that fails so epicly at gaming that he is given the title nub gypsy. It also means a person without any arms and legs who is just hopeless.
SEE nub.

A: WTF who just got triple kill?!
B: Hahahah you got ownded with my 1337 hax!@
A: OMG You fucking nub gypsy!!

by nub64 February 21, 2011