Sex Mop

That crazy wild mop on top of your head after crazy wild orgasmic sex filled with sweat and other debris that fell from the ceiling and walls as you woke your neighbors screaming and moaning, pounding against the wall.

This can be intensified with orgies.

John: Wow! look at your hair man! It is a mess!
Adam: Yea, well I just got done having wild crazy sex.
John: Thats what a call a "Sex Mop!"

by Gutterhead October 18, 2009

mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee

she mud mopped him all night long

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

Honey Mop

The small patch of hair on a man;s face, located under the bottom lip, also referred to as a soul patch.

"I wish I could save some of that sweet essence after I go down on my princesses vajayjay".

"Yo huggy bear, just grow your ass a honey mop and you'll have a flavor savor for hours".

by mojoson April 22, 2010

mop with the kids

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.

dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up

by zubawu January 20, 2005

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."

by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018