Microsoft

A person with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

Microsoft Bing Points

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.

Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right

by Azman2 April 25, 2022

Microsoft Edge & IE

Means: A piece of crap that the bill gates wanted to feed his son and gave poop to his daughter

Microsoft Edge & IE is a piece of crap

by RehanPlayz September 27, 2022

Mircosoft

Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

microsoft works

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008