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Kardashian's Law

'as an online argument on gay marriage grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up the failed relationship of a celebrity as an example of normal heterosexual relationship or marriage. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Kardashian's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.'
"Let me get this straight...Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family", Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce #9, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Kim Kardashian can get a divorce after 72 days or marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? Re-post if you are proud to support equal rights."

"Man, you've just invoked Kardashian's Law."
by NoraC December 2, 2011
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Kim Kardashian

A bitch with a big ass and creates sex tapes for reality shows. She creates porn and makes Kanye horny.
OMG Ashley is such a Kim Kardashian. You can go find her on pornhub.com
by TheTechPeople December 4, 2016
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Kardam

Noun- A tall Indian kid who plays video games for hours straight but sucks at them. Also known for his caring, compassionate, and loving. He is known for being bad at lying.

Adjective- A person who tends to be a reallly annoying at times but is also caring when needed to.
Kardam is a kardam.
by ProN00BGamerr September 16, 2019
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Kim Kardashian

A sex tape that makes you famous.
Mimi is so famous

It's because of her Kim Kardashian
by Hydrooxy January 23, 2017
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pulling a Kim Kardashian

The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.
I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.
by Rey87 April 2, 2017
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kardashian quick trim

1) A brief and random sexual encounter with a drunk skank. Usually taking place in an unsanitary location such as: a toilet stall, back alley or over the hood of an abandoned automobile. Condoms are optional.

2) When your girlfriend reluctantly agrees to a quickie before she leaves for work or school. Usually includes a broken promise not to ejaculate inside her.
1) Dude, I got to get this rash checked out. I promised myself no more kardashian quick trim, but I was so drunk and that slut pulled me into the porta-potty.
by DS Hustler April 27, 2010
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Karder

The kindest and sweetest person you will ever know. He’s very honest and will stay by your side through everything. He’s loyal and very trustworthy. He will steal your heart.
Everyone loves Karder.
by ThickyNikkiT October 6, 2020
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