Double Chief Knowledge Officer 

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.

Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone

Double Chief Knowledge Officer by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010

carnal knowledge 

An act of sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not a spouse, who has not attained the age of sixteen years.

My third grade teacher was hot dude... she had sex with me after class one day, which I come to find out qualifies as carnal knowledge.

carnal knowledge by Pacitosan September 6, 2007

drop some knowledge 

to receive oral sex or the act of oral sex

josh-so did that chick at the party last night drop some knowledge?

ray-hell yeah! she gave me head on the ride to her place.

drop some knowledge by partyliquor08 October 8, 2008

Inner Knowledge 

some fucking spiritual hippie ass bullshit. Usually people who think their indie, or hippie use this phrase

"Use your inner knowledge"

Inner Knowledge by mauahahahahaha January 31, 2009

back-pocket knowledge 

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.

Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.

back-pocket knowledge by Dat Dude 1. July 7, 2011

discount knowledge 

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"

Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!

discount knowledge by Pimpala03 April 8, 2009

bro-knowledge 

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds

dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )

bro-knowledge by mcfriedness October 8, 2011