Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

jerky lips

when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.

Michele's jerky lips are so dry that the crabs have to ride around in dune buggys.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Jerry Remy

Played 2b for the California Angels and the Boston Red Sox. Now he is the anouncer for the Sox on Nesn.

Wow, Jerry Remy could lay down a phat drag bunt.
Damn, Jerry Remy had a sick pivot on a double play.
Wow i just craped my self because Jerry Remy is such a good anouncer.

by parliment July 23, 2004

Jerry

Jerry is such a great person. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He's pretty egotistical and super affectionate when in a relationship. Expect a lot of PDA and is adorably clingy when you two are alone. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.

Person 1: Is she dating Jerry?
Person 2: She is. Why?
Person 1: She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!

by smeldey June 2, 2019

Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Jerry

The god of the new world

Thank Jerry

by tim441 October 4, 2018

jerry-rig

To fix an object (usually mechanical) to a working condition in a haphazard way. Also known as doing a MacGyver on it. This can apply to any non working thing, to fix it in a nonconventional way. This term was created during WW2, in reference to the Germans who were referred to as "Jerries" as slang. Allies often came across hastily repaired objects left by the Germans hence the term Jerry-Rig came to be.

Tom Jerry-Rigged that engine so that it burns more fuel than it was designed to.

by Benjamin P Hutchins September 25, 2005