jackopotamus

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.

"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."

by Ashmarie November 30, 2006

Jackhole

A person sho exhibits all the tendecies of an asshole and a jackass. The unique combination of being obnoxious, (asshole), and completely obtuse or insensitive (jackass) requires it's own insult.

Can you believe that Jackhole cut me off and then gave me the finger for it?

by pb_foots June 23, 2009

Jackhole

A person who is a jerk yet is slightly more jerkish than the average jerk and who deserves to be called more than a jerk but less than a a-hole

God Dianna your boyfriend is being such a jackhole

by danstan May 10, 2009

jackofferoni

When a male proceeds to " jack of f" and blow his load onto another persons ( him or her ) macaroni and cheese, so his jizz resembles melted cheese .

" oh fuck i think Len gave me some of his famous " Jackofferoni " disgusting !

by len.riley July 12, 2010

Jackhole

a word that takes jackass and asshole to make it. Commonly used by kids who dont want to say "ass" when someone is being an asshole or a jackass

Mary: JAVON LIKES LUCY
Javon: DARN IT MARY NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Mary: Im so sorry
Javon: Sometimes your such a jackhole.

by BleedingMotivation May 23, 2010

Jackorony

A member of the harlem community, found mostly encompanied by fellow Jackoronys on street corners and procastinating outside Popeyes Chicken. Characteristics of this community are addiction to crack, grape soda and harassing 'white boys'.

That absolute jackorony ripped me off the wanka

by Nigelella October 15, 2010

jackommend

To recommend most enthusiastically. To give an insistent encouragement of something in the form of a review.
A fusion of To jack - (from jack-off) - to appreciate something so much that you would pleasure it sexually if given the opportunity...and ... To recommend.

Dave was jackommending the new James Blunt album. He would probably wank him off if he had the chance, whilst trying to tell us to buy the album!

by jonnygive5 March 25, 2011