Insta-goth

Insta-goth is when someone who wears things like jeans and shirts from stores like wal-mart, and other stores of the mainstream likes, and goes into a store like hot topic and come out a completely different person, and completely different in dress. This is also known as Mall goth, but just because you wear things like tripp doesn't always make you a Mall goth, Hot topic isn't a poser store, it just happens that alot of posers tend to shop there.

BOB: dude, that guy just went in there and came out completely different.

Frank:leave him alone, he is probably an Insta-Goth.

by Cybrax September 25, 2009

Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

Insta-gasm

When you see something or feel something that causes one or more of your senses to orgasm.

Guy 1: *Sees extremely hot girl* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 2: *Eats bacon* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 3: *Hot drunk girl falls on top of him* *Insta-gasm*

by HCTKPR July 18, 2011

Instagib

The act of being killed exceeding quickly. Standardly 1 shot. But in games lacking an 'instagib rifle' (or even anything resembling a gun) is usually taken to mean death in <1-2 seconds.

Unreal: The server had instagib enabled last night. Twas so chaotic my head was reeling after a few rounds.

Battlefield: That guy killed me as soon as I turned the corner.

Defense Of The Ancients: Care man, they will instagib you if you go too far alone.

by Anno-Mus September 17, 2010

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole p February 5, 2009

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015