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humancentipad 

the humancentipad is an apple product introduce in april 2011. it is a web appliance that is part human part centipede and part web browser, emailing device.

It was created by sewing 3 volunteers ( who agreed to the new terms and service of the Itunes music terms EULA) mouth to anus and taping an iphone to the forehead of the first individual, and an ipad to the anus of the last human thus creating the humancentipad.
why won't the humancentipad learn how to read?

humanitarian 

Someone very generous, and dedicated to the healing of the world. Or, if you want, someone who gives a shit about the planet.
Michael Jackson is an humanitarian : he gave ALL HIS PROFITS from the Victory tour and the BAD Tour to charities; he basically worked for free, so he could heal the world.
Michael Jackson wrote "We are the world" to raise money for Africa; it was the most popular and successful charity of the eighties.

Michael was certified the "MOST GENEROUS ARTIST IN THE WORLD" by the Guiness Book of World Records", giving out more than 500 MILLIONS in charities in his life. He is still giving out 20% of his fortune today every year as he wished, according to his will.
humanitarian by onptls November 19, 2011

human pinata 

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.
Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.
human pinata by PapaALiu September 8, 2013

Throwback Human

This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.
I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.
Throwback Human by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019

Humanshu 

Don't be misunderstood, Humanshu can be a girl's name too.

Being kind, polite and humble is all made up written words but if one really want to describe her, Humanshu is genuinely honest.

She will never disappoint anyone, never lowers down her honour. She is pretty amazing that no matter how rigid heart you have, it will definitely melt down and you'll fall for her.

She has courage more than any one can ever imagine. She is born fighter, possess broad vision and have extraordinary capabilities.

She knows how to live immaturely while showing maturity in crucial phases in life. She is a born fighter, can handle thousands of obstacles in her path without even crying for a second.
If you find any girl named Humanshu just talk with her and say her "don't worry dear I am with you and I will always"... Although she don't need anyone's help but saying this to her will make her more motivated and dedicated and moreover she will provide you back which is as worthy as parent's support.

Humanshu is a gem, a born treasure which you can't earn untill you truly deserve it.
I wish I was a human like Humanshu.
Humanshu by Veer0609 March 3, 2022