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mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.
Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.
by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007
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hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
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hammer house of horror

collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.
not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....
by mart70 April 27, 2009
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Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.
wow that rape hammer did the job.
by john smoit April 14, 2011
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Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.
Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.
by SSlayer September 12, 2011
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Turd Hammer

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!
by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011
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love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.
'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)
by daniduck January 27, 2015
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