Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida

by Kevrob July 22, 2014

The Happy Gambino

The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.

"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"

by dcbass86 November 23, 2014

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011

The Definition of Haley

Awesome, Amazing, Spectacular, Wonderful, Lovely, Beautiful, Fascinating, Incredible, Marvelous, Shocking, and Stunning.

In short, the most amazing person you will ever meet ;)

Wow, you are the Definition of Haley

by Paramorefan October 24, 2008

happy snake

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.

"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"

by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

haley

A “Haley” is a woman of exceptional beauty, both inside and out. She is a tall drink of water, perched on endless legs with a supermodel body and hot, Eurochick looks. Sharp-featured and sharp-witted. A remarkable combination of angles and curves that pleases the eye in the same way that the infamous Golden Mean excites and calms. Exercise caution in her presence: The oceans of her blue eyes have sucked down better men than you. Her pale skin is smooth as alabaster, milky-white in its unsullied condition, muscles giving shape and form throughout. Her blonde hair drifts in light breezes and rewards anyone lucky enough to touch it with a laquer paintbrush richness and depth. In her hands and feet reside the magic of graceful movement, granted by lovely structure and length. Most astonishing though, is her loving spirit that sends out its own radar and bounces back to her, magnified and informative. Her soul is on free flight. Her love is powerful and unafraid. She will change your perception of yourself and everything around you. She is not for the feint of heart. Heaven forbid she ever smiles at you; once bitten, forever smitten. And should you delight in the sound of her laughter, you’d do well to remember the Sirens of ancient Greece who called many a man to shipwreck.

If you ever love a haley–and are loved back by one–consider yourself the luckiest person in the universe.

by lucagelfi November 15, 2010