gerkin

Small, of less size or value

Your weiner is gerkin.

by Tom Ato March 9, 2005

Ass Gerbil

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008

Gerbiltastic

Something that feels so good it gives you a tingling sensation in your arse.

Emily gave me the best fucking blowjob last night it was gerbiltastic.

by toemouse January 18, 2010

pocket gerbil

A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.

"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*

by 3X1L3D September 17, 2008

Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010