Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of
Jesus. Though the
Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple
smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"
Dude, is that
Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some
guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."