Top Flite

The best or ultimate perfomance possible

You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...

by tscottyd December 22, 2003

ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

by bozley July 5, 2011

Jew Flute

Vape or any kind of e-cigarette

“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”

by XxxJewBoi420xxx May 28, 2018

Buster-Mc-Flystead

A general term for the combination of boy bands such as Busted, McFly, Son of Dork, Elliot Minor etc.

Guy 1: Hey, dyou wanna listen to some music?

Guy 2: Woah! No Thanks! All your CD changer has is a load of Buster-Mc-Flystead!

by CHaZaa September 1, 2009

mississippi noodle flute

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

by SmellyMike March 4, 2015

flyers

The best hockey team in the NHL.

The flyers are better than any other hockey team.

by flyerfan4ever July 31, 2008