Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003

High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.

you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

by Funny Shark April 13, 2022

flunter

out of whack or not quite right.

this door frame is out of flunter.

by stuph January 7, 2005

Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.

A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.

by Kcirvam March 14, 2012

Flunch

Vertical chin beard worn by either sportmen, snowboarders or people who have no sense of style

Robert Pires has one.

Like a Brazillian bikini wax for your chin.

by Luke Dearden June 21, 2005

functoid

a functoid is a chunk of executable code that can define arbitrarily complex mappings between XML schemas

We wrote a custom functoid to perform the data translation between the Accounting and Payroll system's XML schemas.

by TopFuelWeimar September 2, 2005