Flumpus

Floppa

I love the flumpus

by blubby chicken February 24, 2021

Flump

When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up

Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor

by Pickledonion June 26, 2021

Flump

Bullshit some asshole made up

(Used as an insult)

Hear that? It's the sound of flump.

All you say is flump.

by Duck Janitor July 8, 2021

Flumpkin

The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.

Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!

by ed_foo_young August 29, 2021

flumpin

A very special, little, baby darling in your life. A very very special and endearing (arguably irreplaceable) baby sweetest darling dearest in which you could (potentially) hold close after a particularly hard day’s work in the factory because it’s the industrial revolution and whale fat is BOOMIN BABY!! !

“Cause you’re a special little flumpin.”

by PubertyIsInThisSeason September 12, 2021

Flumfy

When something is so soft and comfortable, you get sucked into it and can never escape.

Sylvester Stalone: Wow Leïla, that bathrobe is so flumfy!
Leïla: Yes Sylvester Stalone, it is very flumfy!

by Bill Carson of USA October 28, 2021

Flumpy plumpkin

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.

Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’

by WayChill November 5, 2021