flarg my dolphin

male masterbation

ima go home and flarg my dolphin to the thought of your mom

by hu gedick October 8, 2017

Flaramba

'Flaramba' is part of a new age religion concerning free will. Within the religion people don't believe in free will, then become nihilists, and then deadly depressed. So, they say they have the mystical 'flaramba' which reinstates their free will, and can live life again without staring out of windows for excruciatingly long periods of time.

PERSON 1: I watched this video that explained why free will didn't exist.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.

by Halo_isitgod? October 11, 2018

Flarfenhaugen

A guy who happens to have a crush on you;

A good dancer with a great sense of humour

"Isn't that the guy you said was crushing on you?"

"Yeah, he's my Flarfenhaugen"

by Wbayne January 14, 2019

Flairer

A hockey boy with a shitty haircut or flo he acts like a hockey god when really he is average at hockey

“I would never date him he’s a flairer”

by TMG energy April 28, 2020

flair fish

Typically a bass which is under 8 inches in length

Bro fishing has been tough today all I've been catching are flair fish

by Ruscalmeminger August 21, 2020

Flarfennuggen

Someone who is incapable of performing menial tasks such as beheading, impaling, chopping, or other essential tasks required to survive the zombie apocalypse

These Flarfennuggens can't cut it! They need to get it together or get left behind!

by KevSquirrel February 9, 2021

FlairElliott

Generational Twitter user

Banger original tweets and comps.

FlairElliott is the best FT account

by LameBlade April 22, 2021