fappage

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

by unknownness July 15, 2003

fagpot

A variation of the common word, fag.

Stop being such a fagpot.

by Maliceisafagpot. October 5, 2006

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011

fappé

A person with an androgynous appearance and facial features.

That muscular guy whose working out is totally fappé because he has such a delicate facial structure.

by fromtheburbs April 8, 2011

Fapp

A mobile phone application that is so good it makes you want to thrash your man baton repeatedly.

'Hey, what's that app like?'
'It's awesome! It's not just an app, it's a fapp!'
*Fapfapfapfap*

by EnterTheMurk July 20, 2010

fapper

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fapper

A stupid rapper.

KSI is a fapper

by Mike's best friend Chandler January 8, 2021