Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 26, 2007

Pete Doherty

1.A smackhead
2.A waster

What A Pete Doherty
What A fucking Pete Dohert
You pissed it all up the wall

by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004

daddy doer

when a son enjoys and is involved in furious daddy doing,(otherwise sleeping with your daddy)

"Tom and frank feshetto are daddy doers because they love to engage in furious daddy doing activities"
"you silly silly daddy doer"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

doberman

Penis prank; the reverse view of the mangina.

he can do the mangina, turn around and let us see the doberman.

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

Elphaba Orion Doherty

Transgender music artist and TikToker

Person 1: Who is that singing defying gravity?
Person 2: Oh that's Elphaba Orion Doherty

by MagicLentils June 1, 2022

Doper

Throughout history, the "Indominable Spirit of Man" has harnessed many epic, great things. Electricity, the Wheel, firearms, and numerous others too easily mentionable. One thing that man has harnessed that negates itself and diminishes the creativity and genius of man is Marijuana. More specifically, one who feels the need to escape from their everyday life or society at large is commonly referred to as a "pothead" or "weedhead". Pathetic in nature, having a lack of real social skills, and influence are common reasons why people feel they need to smoke dope, or weed. A "doper" is a person in society that cannot function on their own, and needs a crutch to escape their anxiety or pressure with something. Many times relying on the good nature of an increasingly tolerant society, dopers escape their pathetic lives for a few hours of being hungry, lazy and non-motivated because in truth they are too afraid to confront their problem head on and solve whatever it may be, or they are simply too weak to actually do anything helpful about their "problem" that they may have to escape from. Dopers are usually found on street corners, trying to sell or pander to other easily influenced dopers or problem cases to gain profit for their next "fix". A day is not a day unless a doper ravages their senses with the pungent stink of marijuana, and often times beyond the slums and ghettoes of America, dopers can be found in redneck bars, rap concerts, welfare lines, low income housing, and Sublime cover band concerts in local dive bars. Because more and more prisons are full, more dopers are allowed out on the streets so that they may take advantage of the generosity of others and infest high schools with their lazy attitudes and non-existent work ethics. Dopers are an unnecessary part of society that prides itself on conversing slowly, sitting still on couches, and in general, not really bothering to do anything besides strum guitars and surf.

Dopers are an unnecessary part of society.

Dopers should be thrown in jail.

by Johnny Hates NOVA April 20, 2006

pete doherty

A person or thing which initially displays promise, but then fails to live up to that promise. After British singer/song-writer Pete Doherty of Babyshambles, ex of The Libertines. A twat.

"A young lady behind whom we were merrily strolling had a marvellous behind and spectacular legs. Our expectations were thus raised over the prospect of seeing her from the front. Sadly, upon passing said filly, her breasts proved to resemble spaniels' ears and her face a bag of hammers. What a Pete Doherty."

by Westy1980 August 17, 2006