communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016

Bitch Ditch

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in

by Red Rexford November 10, 2019

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021

Dandruff ditcher

Dandruff ditcher is what you would call someone if you where annoyed by them.

You dandruff ditcher!

by PepperpedeFan April 12, 2022

Coitus ditch

A big fucking hole.

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.

by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022

break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009