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diddle

i rly wanna diddle that boy tonight
by lolnosir September 1, 2012
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Doddle

When you appear to be doing something, but aren't accomplishing anything at all. (Doing something without doing anything, you just look like your busy)
I'm just going to doddle around for the rest of this shift.
by 0utdoorzyguy2.50 November 6, 2018
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diddle time

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.
by BraveDick November 9, 2013
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Ber-diddle

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.
Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!
by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009
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HUFF DIDDLE

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.
dude... i just got pulled over for pulling a HUFF DIDDLE on a motorcycle cop!!
by manamanama May 16, 2006
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Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.
Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.
by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018
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Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.
"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"
by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003
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