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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Jared cuff

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
mugGet the Jared cuffmug.

cuff the joint

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"
by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018
mugGet the cuff the jointmug.

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