caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

caufwoot

caufwoot is a 'complete and utter fucking waste of our time". Something that is usually given to you by your boss to make him look good to someone else.
Pronounced "cauf" like coffee, and "woot" like toot.

"The boss says we have to do a full presentation to this client even though they have no money, what a caufwoot"

that was a caufwoot, I can't believe we had to do that.

I am using caufwoot in a sentence and this machine won't recognise it, what a caufwoot!

by GRS August 1, 2007

Caffirmation

The wholehearted embrace of one's need for caffeine.

Stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.

by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010

caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.

Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....

by KRiver September 16, 2018

carffice

A car/vehiclethat you work out of and use as an office.

Call me, I will be in my carffice for at least another hour.

by ValerinaJoy August 22, 2018

Caffetamine

Noun. Coffee spiked with Adderall

Let's get this party started! Time to mix up a batch of caffetamine.

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019