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An amazing human, your biggest fan and someone who's always hard working.
"see her over there, she's a real capitaljazz"
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Capitalism

An economic system in which the industry and trade is controlled by private investors oppose to the goverment or society. Captialism in its purist form is known as free market capitalism. The primary objective essentially is to obtain profit. In a capitalist society, you have the right to commodities. Free market (supply and demand) is in controll of purchasers and marketers. This enables economic growth due to the fact that capitalism creates competition which incentives innovation and production.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
communism supporters: collectivism!
Capitalism supporters: individualism!
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Capital B Bussin

When an object of saturation was so bountifully exquisite that just dubbing it bussin (with a lowercase b) would be a incontrovertible disservice to the bussin-in-question. Therefore, a capital B is mandated to stand before this statement as a prerequisite to a delicious specimen.
Ayo i just finished some cinnamon coochie crunch that shit was Capital B Bussin
by Dr. Boofinsmurtz November 26, 2021
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Capital Of Thailand

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling
Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*
by XxpussypounderxX January 27, 2022
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Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal
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Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.
I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.
by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023
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Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans
Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore
by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023
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