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buyer's remorse

The phenomenon of girls with low self-esteem who jump into bed with men (or women) they barely know, then afterwards are so filled by regret and disappointment and loneliness that they in some way try to justify their behavior by claiming that they were taken advantage of and didn't make a conscious personal choice.
"Well why did you sleep with him/her if it makes you this upset? Didn't you want to?"
"I...I don't know if I wanted to...I feel like I was taken advantage of."
"That's buyer's remorse bitch."
by alohamora November 2, 2008
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Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012
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Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.
fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.
by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009
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buger shuger

Leroy: Did u see that midget today
Henry: Yea
Leroy: Do u wanna do some buger shuger!
Henry: Yea
by RJ June 1, 2003
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buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.
Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.
by Mike June 8, 2004
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bufe

verb used to describe an act of gay anal sex. Frequently spelled phoneticaly as "boof"
Yo dude, that guy across the bar keeps checking out your package man, I think he wants to bufe you.
by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003
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buga (buger)

some one you think is gay or a pussy. used in the miami area.(hialeah< over town, lil haiti , brown subs, etc.)
ariel: how come u dont like victor Jorge: i dont know , that niggas a booga.
by victor ( big daddy vic) December 13, 2004
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