Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".

Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us

by Z.queen December 6, 2019

Dance to the beat of a backing up truck

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

by whydoineedapseudonym? March 29, 2014

on-ramp blocking

the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas.

jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble.

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Brocking

The act of being so high, that you have eyes that match brock from pokemon.

I'm so brocking out right now.

by ShanaShamwow June 18, 2013

Double-Booking

The moment when you are browsing Facebook on your computer, and then reach for your phone and instinctually check Facebook, thus resulting in an awkward, "Double-Booking."

I noticed I was double-booking yesterday as I was updating my status on the computer and liking your photo on my phone!

by The Clint January 19, 2014

off-ramp blocking

the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.

bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Borking

The act of farting underwater and eating the bubbles.

Ewww...that nasty pig was just borking in the pool.

by Mikey Modogg September 4, 2005