bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

Work Bench

To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop

'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'

by jgk232 May 13, 2005

Binch

Confusing people by subtly sabotaging Spotify playlists

Richard Binched my poker party playlist

by Beaumeister June 19, 2016

Group W. Bench

An amazing head shop located in New Haven, CT.

the owner of Group W. Bench is really chill

by some guy who doesn't care April 15, 2009

bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011

Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson April 11, 2007

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003