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by gayboyawesome March 8, 2022

Ballsacked

Believing something you read becuase it's on the internet without seeing if it's from a verified account.

Did you hear that guy on ESPN say Tom Brady came out of retirement becuase LeBron texted him? That ESPN worker totally got ballsacked.

by TRMB1738 March 14, 2022

Ballsack

Holds my massive bollocks in place

My ballsack is sweaty, today is a bad day.

by harrisonwhite March 22, 2022

ah ballsacks

Primarily used by little bi biscuits. This word is solely for my bi babies to use if you are frustrated at how the author of heatwaves hasn’t updated in a long time. Since that story is the only thing that has given you seratonin

Ah ballsacks I somberly said as my heart ached for something to cry myself to sleep reading.

by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021

A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.

Yo, A salamanders ballsack!

by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021

Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com

I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.

by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025

Ballsack Sunburn

When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.

Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?

A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.

by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025