San Antonio Sterns

Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.

How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?

by Jay Hoover December 24, 2004

San Antonio

Lame as hell, except for the good food.

San Antonio is lame as hell. But those tacos were delicious.

by dotsin December 22, 2008

San Antonio Sterns

Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.

Damn San Antonio Sterns beat my Suns again. Davis Stern must be jumping for joy.

by spurfan August 18, 2008

antonio

Shortest kid I know. Personally, I do not think he will ever go through puberty. The kid is in ninth grade and he's like 4'5".

Antonio goes to a store called "Short and Fat"

by Aristotle Mastroianni December 14, 2008

Antonio

A little bitch. That is a fucking cunt and should fucking die. He is a cheating lier.

Antonio is a little bitch

by Sammantha121 April 5, 2019

San Antonio Sleeper

while getting head from a girl push her head down so she chokes, when she passes out have sex with her.

"i gave my friends sister the San Antonio Sleeper and now she's pregnant!"

by Cory January 14, 2007

Antonio

Antonio is the kind of person you would can have as a friend but would never want to work with or for, because you wouldn't be friends with him anymore. He is the kind of person so full of himself but nice enough to be friends with until you need someone to listen to you. As soon as you have to rely on him though for a professional relationship, you don't want anything to do with him. He thinks knows better than everyone else, and will lie to your face with a charming smile. Underlying that facade is a deceptively creepy professor who shouldn't be teaching at all. Very paternalistic in the extreme and outdated. He gets bounced around by the administration because so many students come to file formal complaints about him. His peers don't understand what's wrong because thank god, they don't have to have him as their teacher. Someone else's problem.

Antonio walked in wearing red plaid and said that architecture is transcription. The whole class rolled their eyes.

by Subversive Student February 4, 2019