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The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012
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Afterboob

The residual thought of boobs after looking at them, resulting in Freudian slips concerning boobs.
Wow, I can't shake off these afterboobs.
by TheLastRambo December 20, 2010
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Morning After Shrill!

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!
by icwish July 13, 2009
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AfterEffectsed

(Pronouced: AF-der eh-FECSD)

The end result of using Adobe AfterEffects to change something that used to be lame into something teeming with awesomeness. Typically associated with the mediums of video, animation, and motion graphics.

Similar to the word "Photoshopped", but dealing with sequential images, rather than stills.
"I just took a still image of that girl and AfterEffectsed her into a living being."

OLDER DUDE: "Dude, how'd you turn my hair into crackling lighting?"

SAVVY DUDE: "Dude, I AfterEffectsed it."
by Evy Claire May 24, 2008
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After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019
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Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.
Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."
by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009
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after hours

period of time, usually after 2:00am (see last call) (depending on alcohol regulations), where drinking has stopped at a club or bar and people continue to populate the establishment. Its at this time that most patrons leave. Some bars/clubs offer non-alcoholic alternatives to keep underage patrons spending money.
"None of us were really tired so we decided to stay for after hours."

"It was after hours so all I could order was this soda."
by E.T.H. December 22, 2006
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