Angerbate

A specific form of masturbation as a result of life's trials and tribulations. This includes, but not limited to, the following: Violent strokes, direct verbal berating of penis, screaming, crying, possible racial slurs

"Matt spent 2 days and 18 hours trying to beat James' kill death ratio in Titanfall. When James was not impressed, Matt angerbated in the corner of his basement floor for release."

by Diego6969 April 28, 2017

Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.

As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.

by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

Anger Tea

Booze. Usually tequila.

Barkeep, one shot of that anger tea easy

by helloexclamate March 26, 2019

Anger poop

When your older baby or still in diapers toddler throws a fit and poops out of shear rage.

When we got back from the park and we made Jimmy take a nap he threw a fit and did a huge anger poop.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

anger dump

When out of anger or rage, one shits themselves in frustration.

When I told dad to check his pockets when he accused me of losing the boat key. The look on his face let me know he took an anger dump. Later the keys were located in his pocket.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Aezer

He is a very great, kind and sweet guy,and most of the time he is good looking but kinda short. He is very fun to be around with and will cheer you up and listen to you at all times. He might seem cold at first but if you truly get to know him it like you just made friends with an angel.

p1: Hey! who's that cute guy???
p2: Ohh! that's Aezer

by rhanz April 11, 2020